Well as you’ve no doubt noticed, it’s been just a bit wet lately.
And I wondered if I’m the only person to have seen the link between that and the rather amusing Simpsons movie advert from last week?
Note the humourless pagan lady in the sixth and seventh paragraphs:
“We were hoping for some dry weather but I think I have changed my mind. “We’ll be doing some rain magic to bring the rain and wash it away.”
So who wants to grab the faggots, matches and kindling and round up some Pagans and wander back up Broad Street? (We don’t actually have to set light to ‘em, but we could see if they could do some sort of “We admit we’re silly cretins” dance, which would, at least, cheer people up.
*Usual vague offer of pint for citing source applies.